Last Sunday, the Golden Globes were awarded. The Oscars are coming up, as are the Grammy's, I think. That means its awards season, and you're probably keeping tack right now. But, what of the biggest award of the season. The one who everyone is dying to know about. The one which you simply cannot live without knowing who wins. Yes, I'm talking about the second annual GL person of the year award. And, I am happy to announce the nominations right now.
First off is Luke, who narrowly missed a nomination last year. He spent all the first half of last year at my appartment, and I spent the second half at his. So that kinda evens out. Anyway, we're there for each other, we support each other, or at least we did last year.
Secondly, Jon. At first I didn't like Jon, because he didn't spell his name with an H. But then it was revealed to me that I don't either, and that I should stop criticizing people. Anyway, he and I spent lots of time over meals and such discussing baseball, much to the annoyance of Jon's girlfriend and former nominee Melissa. Anyway, I've known Jon for about the entire year, and he is a really nice guy, so he's got that going for him.
Brittany. Over the summer, most people were either gone or really busy, so I spent more time over the summer with her than any of my other friends. Anyway, she's really nice, and really silly, and real easy to have a whole lot of fun with, hence the nomination.
The 2003 Boston Red Sox. Good times, good times. The highest highs, the lowest lows. We road that roller coaster together, and although as much as I thought that you were the one, and as much as it dissapointed me when I learned so painfully that you weren't, nothing can take the great times and incredible memories away from us. We'll always have game the ALDS, game 6 of the ALCS, Jeremy Giambi stealing to win against the Yankees, Trot Nixons grand slam in Philly, (i could go on).
Mary. Of all my friends, I think that Mary is perhaps the most different from me. (which makes her probably the least different overall, but thats another story). Anyway, despite the fact that we have little besides our love of the red sox in common, she is still a really nice person, and that means a heck of a lot. So, Mary gets a nomination. Also, Mary recieves an automatic nomination, because she was the 1000th person to visit my website.
Salim, for playing frisbee, and for being in a few of the same classes as I. And for being another all around good guy.
John Kerry. He has made absolutely no impact on my life in any way whatsoever. However, I suppose that I should be nominating people based on their ability to win, and seeing how he has managed to win contests in which he had no chance whatsoever, I suppose I should include him, just in case he can find a way to win.
Also recieving consideration: Seth, Sean, Mark, Steffy, Todd, Berky, Sylvia, Melissa, Ciania, Trebla, Family, Megan, Nate, Seth Chris and Mike, and Mickey. And if you haven't been mentioned, it means I hate you and hope you die a slow painful death. Winner to be announced sometime before the 2004 GL person of the year award nominations are announced.
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