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Thaddeus McMonster | |
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| Thaddeus McMonster is universally reguarded as the greatest human being who has ever lived. He is the curator of this webpage, as well as the world's leading expert on elevator logic. He is the hero who you all wish you could be, who's very existance produces both envy and admiriation from all who even know about him. Basically, he's the man. |
| Priss |  |
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| Priss is our hero's girl. She is funny, smart, always comes through in a pinch, and above all, she is incredibly beautiful. She and Thaddeus have been going out for about 2 months now, and although the long distance relationship is killing them, they can't wait to see each other again. |
 | Seth | Seth is the best friend of Thaddeus McMonster, and is generally the comic relief person. He wears nothing but Hawain shirts, is silly all the time, never makes sense, and is just above all weird. Not only does he know who the television show which the pic I have representing him, it was one of his favorites. So kids, stay away from this guy. |
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| Trebla |  |
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| Trebla is the cheif villian, who is constantly causing Thaddeus trouble, and seeks to generally pester and harrass the McMonster. Why he does it, nobody is really sure. But he does, and we hate him for that. |
 | Ranny McMannMann |
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| Ranny McMannMann is the Egyptian God of Destruction, as well as the mascot for worthless and weak. Certainly not as evil as the vile Trebla or anything, but not the nicest guy you've ever met, either. |